ManStallion Mailbag-Give Thanks

Guest How many plates of Thanksgiving dinner can one Manstallion eat?

That is hard to quantify, ManStallion eating habits are hard to track since we usually eat our food out of containers typically referred to as troughs.  However during Thanksgiving we will oblige in typical human behavior and dine with friends and family via plates.  While we could enjoy the entire feast ourselves we politely save some food for the others around us.  Although we do tend to eat the majority of food that contains oats, carrots, apples, and sugar cubes.  

ManStallion Mailbag-Sexy Time

Guest Is winning really sexy?

Well here is what we have to say.  If ManStallions always win and ManStallions are sexy then by the transitive property winning is sexy.  So simple yet so complex.  

Oh and speaking of sexy...soon...ManStallion TV will be returning soon.  

ManStallion Mailbag-We're All in This Together

Guest Who is the better manstallion?

Horses and Stallions live in herds.  People live in neighborhoods... emphasis on "neigh".  So what does all of this mean...that Man Stallions live together and work together and together we make ourselves stronger.  

ManStallion Mail bag Hawaiian Style

Guest Is pineapple a bacon food or a chocolate food?

Great question.  Pineapple is a savory and important fruit in many cultures.  Pineapple is versatile and can be tasty with both chocolate and bacon.  However when paired with bacon, especially Canadian bacon, bacon and pineapple is a winning combination.  

ManStallion MailBag-Ross?

Guest when does ross smithey get some credit?


Who is Ross Smithey?...Is this him?

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Guest: "what type of beer do manstallions prefer?"

Man Stallions love America and we love things made in America. Brewing is a craft much like pottery, the brew master being the potter or the artist. Therefore while Man Stallions can enjoy a mass produced beer for recreation; we support beers coming from American micro-breweries. Keep it simple, keep it personal, keep it tasty.

ManStallions and Sleep

Someone asked us, do ManStallions sleep? Let me ask you this. Does it really matter? The fact is that at any moment I could be sneaking up behind you, hiding under your desk, or looking at your through your window. I'm ready to pounce all day, every day. Constant vigilance is my motto. Some people say the best defense is a good offense. Well you know whats better than a good offense? A good offense and a good defense. Like how I can use my superhuman strength to hit you, my cat-like agility to dodge you and my snake tongue to humiliate you.

Common Mistake

Guest If you two are manstallions, than does that make Ashton Eaton the ruler of all manstallions?

The most simple way I can answer this to say this. A square is a rectangle but a rectangle is not a square. ManStallions are decathletes, but decathletes are not ManStallions. The relationship only goes one way

The Word "ManStallion"

Guest if manstallion is one word, why is it two words at the top of your page?

The English language is not yet advanced enough for the fused word that is "ManStallion".  Because of this you will see it written in its proper and native way, "ManStallion", as well as "Man Stallion" for the laymen.  Either way is acceptable.  

Mailbag Keeps Heating Up

Guest Do ManStallions wear condoms? If so, what kind?

First off, you should reference " The Mailbag Heats Up"...this post talks about ManStallion breeding.  Now with this information in mind let me continue with the answer.  Man Stallions themselves are never in any true danger, however it is our responsibility to keep those around us safe.  We must be responsible for those we care about.  So yes, we do, and in terms of what kind we use....big ones.  

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Guest: I meant plural. Why are two of you manstallions and not menstallion.

 

Would you say "we are mousedogs" or would you say "we are micedog"? Its just proper English, "s" comes at the end.

Manscaping

Guest Do ManStallions shave their pubes?

While a ManStallion does have many of the anatomical features of humans, we also possess a keen sense of concentration. If for instance, I noticed that my cholesterol was getting a bit high, I could concentrate for a few minutes to lower it. The same goes for many of our bodily functions. If you've found that you don't have this particular skill, we do recommend Manscaping when appropriate or when requested by others.

ManStallions Get VERY Hungry

Over the weekend the ManStallions decided to take a little jaunt up to New York to see some friends, enjoy the city and help construct the new Freedom Tower. Well as you can imagine, after all that work we got hungry and decided to enjoy an evening at a restaurant with a few friends. Most people don't realize but food bills can be a large part of an individual's budget; even more so for a ManStallion. The calamari fritti was especially delicious.

The Mailbag Heats Up

Guest Do ManStallions breed?

I love a challenge and this question definitely qualifies. I guess the best way to answer this is to say that no, in the traditional sense, we do not breed. The word breed, especially when used in reference to horses, means to copulate with the intent to procreate. As I've mentioned before ManStallions are neither created nor destroyed. True, we sometimes decide to go away, however we do not truly die. To put this in a mortal sense, consider this, and I borrow from author, Chuck Palahniuk, "We all die. The goal isn't to live forever, the goal is to create something that will." These words give a good sense of the values that we founded ManStallion Inc. on.

ManStallion Review

USA's new series, "White Collar" is equal parts class, mystery and romance. More like roMANce. A handsome male lead with dashing style and suave charm atones for his fraudulent past by going to work with the FBI agent who caught him-meanwhile searching for the girl of his dreams. The shows lends flair to white collar crime in New York while making subtle yet clever references to pop culture ("Now say, 'I'll be back'" episode 2). The mystique of a criminal meets the charm and style of James Bond. Frank Sinatra meets George Clooney. This show gets our wholehearted endorsement as representative of the ManStallion lifestyle.

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Guest: Why ManStallions? Why not Menstallion?

Guest after reading this I want you to go try this...

Do 30 push-ups and 60 sit-ups in under 75 seconds. Then walk up to a well light, full length mirror. Take your shirt off. And clearly project "I am a Menstallion."

Now do you understand? Write back to us and let us know how it went and what you felt.