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If I saw a manstallion naked, would my head explode?
Only those worthy or those deemed as friendly to ManStallions are safe from this rather gruesome,yet effective, form of ManStallion defense. Luckily ManStallions are rather friendly in their natural habitat so the masses are safe for the most part. The most recent incedient involing a naked ManStallion unfortunately resulted in the tragic Seest Fireworks Disaster. While vacationing in the Danish town of Kolding a fellow ManStallion was spotted naked and a paparazzi frenzy ensued, everyone wanting to chatch a glimpse of this wonder. The events that followed are still a bit hazy but in the end one paparazzi lost his life via exploding head which then set off a chain reaction in a near by firework wearhouse.
