The first ManStallion?

Guest Who was the first of the ManStallion kind?

Great question, guest. As I mentioned in my previous post, ManStallions created the Earth. The first (and only) time we ever tried our hardest at something we created the world in which we all live.

But, you ask, who was the first? Well, ManStallions are like matter. We are neither created nor destroyed. We do however, recycle. Through intense concentration we can actually switch from aging (like humans do) to younging, where we actually lose age. We do this when we get bored with our current form and decide to reinvent ourselves.