Wednesday, October 28, 2009

ManStallions and Athletics

Guest Do Manstallions excel at any sport besides track?

Great question, especially given that the two known ManStallions run track competitively. To answer this I will call on the expertise of others as well as highlighting my own experiences. First, lets consider that ManStallions are not simply runners. We are decathletes. The decathlon is, "the supreme test of all-around athleticism."

We compete in ten events testing our speed, strength, power, agility and endurance. The crucial elements of any athlete. To combine these skills into one human demands that he be larger than average. Decathletes tend to be between 6'0-6'3, weighing between 180-200 lbs, however due to the unique demands of our event there have been larger and smaller successful competitors.

Now, the ManStallion, who many would consider a bastion of athleticism, is obviously predisposed toward decathlon greatness. Not only do our physical skills suit the event perfectly, but our comradely, relaxed nature complement the challenging environment of the decathlon.

So if you combine the superhuman athletic prowess of a ManStallion with the training and experience of a decathlete, what do you get? As many would say, "The World's Greatest Athlete." I think its safe to say that we could dominate any sport we choose, but so far we haven't found another worthy of our attention.

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  1. All I know is the person who trains a Man Stallion must also be extremely intelligent, athletically gifted and display all of the traits it takes to be a Man Stallion.

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